this is the most accurate representation of this scene
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
Wait a minute…
I have been laughing at this for hours now…
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
Forever reblog because of the door handle guy.
I posted this picture before and someone said this cat looks a little bit like steak.
It does. It looks a little like steak.
i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
when bae says something that hurts your feelings
please stop reblogging this post